Who's Better At Masturbating, Men Or Women?

As many of you have heard/seen/witnessed we’re in the presence of greatness every day here at Barstool Sports. Asa Akira is the Patriots of porn and has been on a dominant, decade-long run, the likes of which have never before been seen. The game isn’t supposed to have this kind of longevity but Asa is the Tom Brady who’s in the mix and receiving accolades year in and year out.

What’d she win this year? Best masturbator. Asa Akira is literally the best masturbator on planet earth at the moment. This is a fact.

But, I’ll tell you what, I wouldn’t mind throwing my hat in that ring. Kevin too. Because I’d put my self-dick game up against any person on this planet. Sure, Asa won for doing some wild stuff like shoving a stiletto in her butt but that’s foofy fancy stuff. But when you get down to the brass tacks of it, I’m a pound for pound better masturbator. That was proven by the fact that Asa wasn’t positive that she cums every time she masturbates whereas my dick has never come close to beating me. In fact I’ve had more premature cums than I care to admit, that’s how good I am.

Girls have more accessories and fancy stuff to do, they’re like MMA, but guys? We’re dick brawlers. Bareknuckled, baby, and we’re the champs.

Also a pretty interesting question at the end of the show (46 minute mark) from a handsome listener that you might want to check out.